As they have a limited life span, I always feel the need to use them as much as possible before the inevitable *sob* deterioration..
Hence we now have flowers around the door frame in the loo.
Prepare for wrath of partner when potato falls face down on newly cleaned floor.
Remember too late that old clothes are best for this procedure.
Remember that last time you did this, someone had to help you up afterwards... the knees aren't what they used to be.